Panda Statue
Once upon a time in an anicent land called china dere was a group of martial artist led by master oogway. Morning they wake up and do 5 BX and eat food dat was not fit for human consumption.
When the time came to choose the Long Warrior they were put through a series of torturing and tormenting tests. There was the arm ripping chin ups followedby knee breaking and ankle shattering standing board jump followed by the situps on the bed of knives dat rupture ur stomach, shutter between two points and the ultimate 2.4 km run dat drains the last bit of life out of u. The furious five passed the test but they were not chosen. Yet a single PES PB dua bui tu was chosen. He couldn't do a single one of the test. He knew he couldn't be the Long warrior so he tried ways to down PES. He run into a car try to break his legs but thum thum thum the car was thumed away. In the end he just could not KIN to PES C he was the Long warrior. At this moment he realised dat there was another supposely chosen one he was Tai Lung he just couldn't be satisfied with the PT he wanted more so he volunteered to go comandos and den diver and den ranger. He wanted more he becomed a Fitness Instructor. IPPT gold was not enough he wanted Platium. But Master Oogway saw the evil in Him and declared he was a Section 32 patient and gave him a PES C1L2P3. He was furious and killed his whole company( nt bad leh actually cos u section 32 means u cannot be charged) He came for the Panda. But he didn't noe dat the Panda had a special move. Master Ooogway told him if he could not defeat Tao lung he would be confined the weekends. Noooooo confinement means no freedom no taloko. Panda Limit Break and use his ultimate move on Tai Lung he made Tai lUng into a boots with the fur and wore it to inspection proving he was the Long warrior den Ooogway prasied himm and call hi to drop 20 den another 20 and carry on till he say stop. Till this day u see a statue of a panda doing Push ups a BMTC. As for the rest of the furious five they decide to cao kin and OOCed life was good since den.
When the time came to choose the Long Warrior they were put through a series of torturing and tormenting tests. There was the arm ripping chin ups followedby knee breaking and ankle shattering standing board jump followed by the situps on the bed of knives dat rupture ur stomach, shutter between two points and the ultimate 2.4 km run dat drains the last bit of life out of u. The furious five passed the test but they were not chosen. Yet a single PES PB dua bui tu was chosen. He couldn't do a single one of the test. He knew he couldn't be the Long warrior so he tried ways to down PES. He run into a car try to break his legs but thum thum thum the car was thumed away. In the end he just could not KIN to PES C he was the Long warrior. At this moment he realised dat there was another supposely chosen one he was Tai Lung he just couldn't be satisfied with the PT he wanted more so he volunteered to go comandos and den diver and den ranger. He wanted more he becomed a Fitness Instructor. IPPT gold was not enough he wanted Platium. But Master Oogway saw the evil in Him and declared he was a Section 32 patient and gave him a PES C1L2P3. He was furious and killed his whole company( nt bad leh actually cos u section 32 means u cannot be charged) He came for the Panda. But he didn't noe dat the Panda had a special move. Master Ooogway told him if he could not defeat Tao lung he would be confined the weekends. Noooooo confinement means no freedom no taloko. Panda Limit Break and use his ultimate move on Tai Lung he made Tai lUng into a boots with the fur and wore it to inspection proving he was the Long warrior den Ooogway prasied himm and call hi to drop 20 den another 20 and carry on till he say stop. Till this day u see a statue of a panda doing Push ups a BMTC. As for the rest of the furious five they decide to cao kin and OOCed life was good since den.
posted by AZMR at 7:41 AM
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sounds like the story of our life!
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