A ALEX A DAY KEEPS THE WHITE TIGERS AWAY

i hate white tigers cos they are a nusisance to my race of furzy wurzy. WE are slow and trust me when i say slow i mean real slow. Think of it as your IPPT and you are coming to the 2.4km run we do it maybe like barely under 2hours. and bei hor are really fast and agile, like a whitey version of Bolt the jamnican runner. It is not a matter of slow that we get caught but probably we are just pure lazy, real lazy next best to us is probably the sloths. At least they will make little sloths vigourously, us the pandarian we dun even want to make little pandas cos we need to make a 4km trip up a steep forested mountain and rub our ass against every tree on the way up. lets say every 2 meter there is a tree we need to rub that furry ass 2000 times that gonna be alot of fur coming off my ass, i aint doing that shit. So main idea we are lazy. But hey white tigers are smart they know we are lazy and they use that. Think of the Bei Hors as the Sicilian Mobs, they wait till the time is right and the pound on us in groups use they Uzi like claws and AK like fangs. And wad we have a meaty paw covered we fur to cushion the impact and teeths made to chew weed( yes research have shown that in recent years panda has been a healthier diet that include herbs such as '''weed'' to ensure longetivite, based on this new findings scientisitare trying to find the link where there is no such before and in the future between weed and a balance diet). If BH are the top the food chain with 5 star killing power we would be .5a star if the world wildlife fund permits the use of decimal place. But last week during one of the most brutal battery on panda this hunting season, we realise that there has been a increase in panda on panda crimes. The re-enactment will be shown on next epsiode of P.A.N.D.A.S



bad bears bad bears

wher u gonna run wher u gonna run

when they pound on yu

bad bears bad bears
wher u gonna run wher u gonna run
when they pound on yu



yor too bad

yor too dumb

yor too bad

your too dumb



P.A.N.D.A.S is filmed on location with the bears and shebears of nature enforcement. All bears are free until proven tagged in the nature reserve.



Anyway white tigers are fearsome but times have changed as pandas now has access to cable tv, we start to watch channels such as animal planet and Discovery and sometime ESPN and Supersport. Through that we learnt that we are of a high standing then white tigers and thus we can use the law of conservation of wildlife animal against them. But the most valuable lesson we got from cable tv is that we can five star panda splash from the top branch and the tigers will be dead

AZMR The most hardcore panda that escape from WULONG BASE CAMP for panda rehibilation. Yes he is still on the run. Somebody catch him, strap him up, he is outta of control anyway conversation ended.