Who say rabbit foot is lucky panda are better 4 legs good 2 legs better and panda walk on 2. LOL we win

mystic beast like pandas dun usually get injuried that easily and when we do it is most likely self-inflicted. as i was taking a stroll in the bamboo forest i came across a hunter looking for a lucky charm, ppl from europe may think that rabbit's foot is a lucky charm but chinese ppl all knew that they were dumb enough to trust an animal that has birth contorl problems( ever heard of the saying breed like rabbits, ate like alex; the second part may not be entirely true but we all know that it is just a metaphor not hard feeling alex wherever the hell you are.) to me life is a scam and i was scammed by the hunter, he tricked me with a bootle of bamboo ale made with scared mountain dew aka the F&N drnk, Fragance white rice(ntuc cause budget) and a little bit of panda weed sponsered by the Carlos of mexico( yes drug is legal in certain amount for more information on mexico's policy on drugs visit http//www.drugforlife.org.mx ). I was drunk and the hunter tried to take a foot of me but like the merchant of venice who did a pound of flesh for a pound of gold. I see a business venture. I negoitied a deal with him, i would provide him with a 3 year supply of panda foot for 50 arc of bamboo forest. That was the deal but pandas are very good businessda( take away da for panda and add it to business and u get business vola its dat simple how i wish i need not go to school but hey i went there for 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10......many more years to come.) we came for a land where rolex is 10 dollar and addias is spelt addais and LV means low-grade vallet. Started a factory in wenzhou land of counterfit goods and the best place where u have some dirty secerts to hide, shipping the fake panda foot to our sole distributor the hunter but market competition was high and profit-sharing was not an option and thus the descision was made during tribal council. we need to rub this hunter out or face elimination thus the a elaborate plan that could match operation Overlord( wiki it if u dunno but i dunno also so how, ignore it conversation ended). The 4 part-plan that was well-planned go like this in and out and 1 and 2. Yoshi that is almost all that matters because the all well that end well even the hunter cause somewhere over the rainbow he is cursing a swearing but he could do nothingham cause panda are UN sanctioned protected animals.( supernations such as Seychelles and Sao Tome are serious lookin into the option of hiring animal mercencries who are protected because they can shoot u but u cant shoot them is it frustrating but hey lets kill a few animals for there fur and get the hot Greenpeace chicks go naked on a parade for the safety of raccon but pls dun kill panda for their fur because black and white fur makes u look dull and ppl will say u have no fashion sense get a fashion sense like a dresscode of MIKA( his sick probably homo-sick who would do white underwear and stripped long socks with skating shoes; fked quizzmoto if japs are fked up he is way above jap fked up he is in the range of kamikaze banzai fked up.) assassian. Think of the next title in the edioios game series. Panda Gaiden: White and Black means u are fked or Prince of panda i cant jump for nuts but i can roll. BTW panda dun habinet to keep themselves they eat their way through winter or it is just to them life is more like a eat-all-you-can buffet no time to waste just eat ur way through life. No education, no play, no reprocreation just eat, bring it on 1 decacheese burger extra value meal upsize until the drink is 1 gallon.

In short the story is that i was walking along the footpath and there was a manhole left open i did not see and trip and roll and i sprain my legs. Sorry for wasting your time, i would rather watch animal planet.

Help help i cannot AML SIMIALEX, i need help to get the doctor so i can take a bite of him. Strap me with chain but i will escape tied me in a sack and i will bite my way through. Kill me and hell will kick me out. So sad my scammed life. Ren sheng is a scam.

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The panda that is a crip and somehow he still can run i wonder why instinct to chase a prey i gues but what if there is no prey too bad for you he is a psycho who has an imaginary rabbit runnign infront of him everyday just like alice in wonderland ( wan to know how alice got into wonderland she was sold into prostiution bet u didnt read that in the book it is true i swear but i got nothing left to swear on so on swear on my lucky panda foot. Caught and returned to the wild, why because there is no place for him in captivity.