脑残的小熊猫( Once a upon a time in Cocksterland) Senegalese dub

有 一支干大的小熊猫

它的名字叫做alex

它有个坏掉的头脑

它悄悄偷走我的心 (literally stolen cos he is hungry)

alex ah

你可知道你多hardcore

我要把你zam到天上去

feel 那火星多么炎热

好想把你烤成燋熊猫

我虽然是个脑残的小熊猫可是我的生命里很多时候都不许要用大脑去思考。比如说肚子饿了把紧急食品吃了但是如果没有那如何是好。我也不知道，因为动物园里有一切我所许。不行的话我就去冬眠但是听说熊猫好想不太有冬眠的行为，那我天天都想睡是不是意味我是一只超级塞亚熊(super-siyan bear)。我想我的灵魂一定是有特殊的能力(soul-majesty)。不过我也累了想去睡了。BB祝我自己有个好梦但梦里千万不要有梦人出现不然有时一格纳德魅尓(nightmare)。

My dear friends who are reading this pls i am sorry i cannot control myself. Btw if you are still reading let me tell you something good and bad.

The good thing is you have just read an interesting article that will never be published in any scientific journal so this can be what people of my kind( possiblily i am the one 1 unless we made contact with the fifth kind) why the fifth and not fourth dun ask me because i am in between first and second so that makes me a 1.5 and because you are my friends you have already made contact with so that ailen but pls dun ailenate me.

The bad thing is since you have not stop reading means you have admitted to being my friend( full-stop)

Quote of the day by 脑残的小熊猫 life is a scam because you know me