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"tonight we dine in hell'' this was a classic kuote from dey movie caled ''Lordo of dey Gey" a storay about a homosexual midgat who had á queer orientation of hes sexuality, a gangbangin dwarven who seemz to be dey lasto kickin member of dey gangbangin darwerns( no offense to the rest of the gangbangers out their but dwarverns based on reliable medievil sources and ancient scrolls was know to have a rather sperm-whalish sword of excalibur not in the gay rights context where excalibur also known as the sword in the stone is also known for.( imagine sword in th stone gayism expressed graphically), a purince of Persia who can travel bact and fore in time fated to rulr a fallan kingdom where his padre en muerto( dad is dead ), an elven slave sold for 3 copper as he spoke with a accented Quenya ( when they got the slave they were like fk this shit we brought a guy who dun speak proper human language maybe we shld let him carry out stuffs.), and a wizard who is no doubt gayed to the core known as Gaydolf he wields a wand like that of fairy godmother who based on Neverland sources says she is currently in rehab for consuming unreasonable amount of godweed at a wedding reception for the girl who lost her artemis limited edition thunderbolt shoe when the Big Bang strikes 13 and Prince Trumping who is not so charming but so trumping( before this he was married to the girl who is a lets say was an avid vegetarian with her diet comprising of mainly weed, shroom, spores and many many other organic natural herbs explains why he found her alseep without a pulse in th woods and kissed her yes he kissed her he was a necrophile, kissing a dead body defintely make u a necrophile.) The gangbangers set on a trip to go to the fiery volcanic lands of iceland to melt a ring made of Unobtainium where they aquired on the planet 月光(check 月光宝盒on google to get the name in english), it was known as blood-metal becos oversized smufs have died in war toren zones harvesting this matter. After months of drinking and whoring they were at the end of their strength and was desperately in need of a medical screening, but the gods were not in their favour as they were to face their worst nemesis in the form of a Bad company, a team was sent out by the emperor of Uberstan (u know where the fuck this place is just look at the word stan in it fk shit it is a lah lah lah) against all odds they stood still and hard with their shafts pointing at the enemy at is moment ancient cigars were uprooted and came to the battle MacGriffons answered the calll to arms and from the heavens came a mystic warrior he had no name had no gimmicks but had a mission that was total annihilation. Trained in the peaks of the snowy 天山absorbing the essence of a supernova, mastering the skill of Leakataur, he is able to leak his way out of trouble and leak his oppenent into a brown patc of abyss while stripping of their......powers. With the divine intervention, the battle was won however not with causlties. The lost was great and painful 7 elven whore 12 human bitches 2 dogs a leprecon half a cavern of fremented berries and malt and the cellphone they bought to order delieverys as their cook was busy gaying the whole time with other midget ppl instead of shoving the contents in his wok he was shoving other more docile containers. They manage to reached the fiery peaks and toss the ring in holding it with a dental floss. As the ring starts to melt, there was a crash boom bang and slurrp glurrp blurrp out came the lava. There was a titianic explosion that shook the place of Zeus the titans came from beneath the crust of the earth and an epic battle was on its way. Zeus summoned his war council and assemble his company of bastard child.( he was like oh this are the ones i knew what about the ones i didnt know god know how many are there but wait aint i the god. Opps i did it again always i guess.)
However the eruption caused a supermassive black hole that sucks in all, samsung tv sony playstation spicy udon beef ramen xiao long bao. In a scream of shrieking so sharp that it tore through heaven and earth green tea bottle earth was return to its infant state an emptines yi ge dong, yi ge hei dong, yi ge super da hei dong, yi ge gan si bei da hei dong. Then all of a sudden Alex Mailai earth was form and a natural process happen why did it happen becos ALEX MAI LAI.