Panda Statue

Once upon a time in an anicent land called china dere was a group of martial artist led by master oogway. Morning they wake up and do 5 BX and eat food dat was not fit for human consumption.
When the time came to choose the Long Warrior they were put through a series of torturing and tormenting tests. There was the arm ripping chin ups followedby knee breaking and ankle shattering standing board jump followed by the situps on the bed of knives dat rupture ur stomach, shutter between two points and the ultimate 2.4 km run dat drains the last bit of life out of u. The furious five passed the test but they were not chosen. Yet a single PES PB dua bui tu was chosen. He couldn't do a single one of the test. He knew he couldn't be the Long warrior so he tried ways to down PES. He run into a car try to break his legs but thum thum thum the car was thumed away. In the end he just could not KIN to PES C he was the Long warrior. At this moment he realised dat there was another supposely chosen one he was Tai Lung he just couldn't be satisfied with the PT he wanted more so he volunteered to go comandos and den diver and den ranger. He wanted more he becomed a Fitness Instructor. IPPT gold was not enough he wanted Platium. But Master Oogway saw the evil in Him and declared he was a Section 32 patient and gave him a PES C1L2P3. He was furious and killed his whole company( nt bad leh actually cos u section 32 means u cannot be charged) He came for the Panda. But he didn't noe dat the Panda had a special move. Master Ooogway told him if he could not defeat Tao lung he would be confined the weekends. Noooooo confinement means no freedom no taloko. Panda Limit Break and use his ultimate move on Tai Lung he made Tai lUng into a boots with the fur and wore it to inspection proving he was the Long warrior den Ooogway prasied himm and call hi to drop 20 den another 20 and carry on till he say stop. Till this day u see a statue of a panda doing Push ups a BMTC. As for the rest of the furious five they decide to cao kin and OOCed life was good since den.

PES B P8

Omg today i realised i am colour-blinded. Hey i didn't noe dat pandas are colour-blinded but wait hey they only colours are black and white so there must be a reason to dem been colour blinded i mean have u ever seem a red or green panda no right. To dem everything is black and white. WAHHH dat means i failed the colour test at CMPB and i dun even realise dat until i check the PES Status meaning today. ZZZ wad a way to find out dat u are colour blind. I may even be totally blinded man. Today i called 3 ppl who are totally strangers cos i mistook dem for ppl i noe den is dat bad or wad. BEst of alll i went and shout right behind the person multiple times.

Had dinner with the rest of the FFs and hey we are all in NS but we still can come out for dinner. LG man wad a way to serve NS. Gd luk Hung ur teeth be pluck out and a kin tooth fairy come and **** me man and hope Officer can feel the shock in the Brunei Jungle Oei Oei Oei Oei Eh. Tazan is handsome Tanzan is strong and his Lan is as big as a LONG. Hey Kit dun be sad sit dere watch the sea can get inspiration for ur 4D leh. Gods most preicous gift to man is creativity. U must come up with new combinations and system dem. Holy Jireh dun anyhow shade the OAS not a BaePiao dun get a lousy GPA but anyway i use to do it for my physic test also but actually i tot i took Anicent Greek and not physic.

PS Huo Ji pls win the Germans or i will gged and become a real Kao Huo Ji.

I CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU

Why did i put the heading as i can't stop loving u becos i was watching this movie animation callled Metropolis and in the climax of the movie this song was played. It reminds me of the struggle and conflict between ppl. Anyway just like a wastrel shld do i went to find Ray Charles the ultimate blind but talented afro-american musician and bought the album. HAHA wastrel man download the song den buy the album. But wad i like abt Metropolis is dat the mass destruction and the cyborg overload part dat totally is awesome leh imagine u setting the whole city on fire becos u are unsure of ur identity. Tina jus keep repeating who i am. IF i ask the question it can be answer easily. i am a lazy panda dat eats and sleeps and has the perfect thum tum tan techique it is called the xiong mao er zhang.

At work today is still the same yes yes yes sir three bag full. How i wonder wad u wan. Alex has an excel file excel file excel file. Shld all computers be destroyed and the days of deployments. Kind of like it when u sing nusery ryhmes.

PS: I can't stop loving you(ns) cos hey it is a tuesday and hey i am still blogging at 2355 LOL NS

Ren Shen

Life goes on as usual. During the weekends went to watch a movie with my frenz yar i am refering to u ffs who are reading this blog. Hey the show is damn disturbing leh. Omg like the whole show was done by a bangla leh. There plot is a cock wtf trees attacking humans with gas becos we cut dem, if so huh den LeBu and Cake will be haunted by snails all their life. RMB this animals any noe ppl as danger or maybe only cocksters, WHY why why must u run away from me and choose to die under the wheels of a carrrr yar it was the lizard dat choose the easier path to end its life. It was in sec 4 on my way to exam when a lizard saw me walking towards it and make a run towards the road. And den crash boom bang it was flattened. Coming back to the movie it is like a film teaching u how to kill urself. u see ppl jumping off bulidings happily and den there is the mad old lady who is already killing herself b4 the show even begin. Hey but the actress is quite kink to bad the movie spoil our appetite. She in panda tongue is called preimum shoots. Becos i watch discovery and realise pandas are so lazy they don't wanna make little fur balls everyday it is just eat and slp and eat and slp. wtf man beauty to dem is food and a chio bu simply means a good tender bamboo shoot.

ren shen shi yi ge gamble so at paradiz center u can see every1's ren shen. Holland against Russia is ultimate kalediscope of ren shen. All the ppl's face show wad they bet on. There was this bristleback we went to bet on holland qulifying den the next min russia score 2 more. ZZZ no luk dun bet lah. But anyway Life as it is a gamble buy a toto buy a chance but POOLS is a NABE leh wtf improving lives, giving hope. my fren lost like 700 on euro and wad in the world is dat call giving hope.

Hey but guess wad this is ren shen you win you lose you never noe. so wad shld we do be happy evryday and den one day may gd luk befall on u den u dun need to worry anymore.

PS tis week's toto 1.5m ni mai le mah.

Life In NS

Much has changed since long long ago even before the time of master WU GUI. Now Panda has gone to NS to serve the country. Let me update u ppl on wad has happened in the past 6 months. Becos of the demand for healthy young males in the army. Panda has to come out early of its winter hibination and drag his lazy ass to the army camp. But as all lazy Pandaren brethens of his he forgot to read the fine print. He wasn't going to don the green but holy he got into the POLICE. Wahhhhh Now the logo going to change liao no more the lion and the tiger but the panda and the rooster. Police was different from army much more disciplined and less physical. An ideal place for a lazy animal to go to. After 3 months of training and another 2 months of dragging finally he POPed and life gotten so much better. He works in an office answering calls,updating files checking emails calling up ppl and almost everything as requested by his collegues. but guess wad he still get to go on the ground haha wad a nice experience. ZZZ dats is all dat happen up to now.