Help me vet i am sick RarRarD+Rar+lah(i suppose pandas shld groan like this)

Once upon a time there was this magnificant beast called the white unicorn it had a horn so shiny that many sort to use it like a magical wand and its mane was so smooth it can be furnished into the best carpet. However it offended the Beast of all Beast, the animal of all animal and was given a curse. Black spots start to appear out of the white mane and the glittering horn last it's shine and dropped off like a shaggy old dick dangling form the sack. The body huff and puff and become very much bloated like a balloon. The unicorn could not sleep for many nights due to this drastic change and thus develop dark patches around his eyes. He became to be know as the panda. If you guys reading these think i am cocking up, think again because everything has a link but where is the link, it is Darwin's theory of evolution. You see a Chamander will one day become a Charizard and a Agumon will become a MetalGreymon. So a unicorn will evolve to become a panda unless you press the B button during evolution.

I had a vision while i was coughing in bed, my ancestor came to me and told me an anicent remedy for the upoming Influenza A outbreak, everyone shld start smoking becos in tobacco their are three time more nicotine then average flu medicine and kids we all know whatmake a healthy growth, nicotine and tar, sothe next time you are chosing a brand of cigratte pls see if there is the healthier choice logo and pls consult your family vet if you need to get an presciption tobacca and remember dun roll it yourself cos safety first.

AZMR
The panda that continue its run but pls someone bring him back ass he is really sick and needs
to see the vet. RarRarD time to take the medicine that make me drowsy again. PLs dun shave my fur off when i am asleep. Thank You.

A ALEX A DAY KEEPS THE WHITE TIGERS AWAY

i hate white tigers cos they are a nusisance to my race of furzy wurzy. WE are slow and trust me when i say slow i mean real slow. Think of it as your IPPT and you are coming to the 2.4km run we do it maybe like barely under 2hours. and bei hor are really fast and agile, like a whitey version of Bolt the jamnican runner. It is not a matter of slow that we get caught but probably we are just pure lazy, real lazy next best to us is probably the sloths. At least they will make little sloths vigourously, us the pandarian we dun even want to make little pandas cos we need to make a 4km trip up a steep forested mountain and rub our ass against every tree on the way up. lets say every 2 meter there is a tree we need to rub that furry ass 2000 times that gonna be alot of fur coming off my ass, i aint doing that shit. So main idea we are lazy. But hey white tigers are smart they know we are lazy and they use that. Think of the Bei Hors as the Sicilian Mobs, they wait till the time is right and the pound on us in groups use they Uzi like claws and AK like fangs. And wad we have a meaty paw covered we fur to cushion the impact and teeths made to chew weed( yes research have shown that in recent years panda has been a healthier diet that include herbs such as '''weed'' to ensure longetivite, based on this new findings scientisitare trying to find the link where there is no such before and in the future between weed and a balance diet). If BH are the top the food chain with 5 star killing power we would be .5a star if the world wildlife fund permits the use of decimal place. But last week during one of the most brutal battery on panda this hunting season, we realise that there has been a increase in panda on panda crimes. The re-enactment will be shown on next epsiode of P.A.N.D.A.S



bad bears bad bears

wher u gonna run wher u gonna run

when they pound on yu

bad bears bad bears
wher u gonna run wher u gonna run
when they pound on yu



yor too bad

yor too dumb

yor too bad

your too dumb



P.A.N.D.A.S is filmed on location with the bears and shebears of nature enforcement. All bears are free until proven tagged in the nature reserve.



Anyway white tigers are fearsome but times have changed as pandas now has access to cable tv, we start to watch channels such as animal planet and Discovery and sometime ESPN and Supersport. Through that we learnt that we are of a high standing then white tigers and thus we can use the law of conservation of wildlife animal against them. But the most valuable lesson we got from cable tv is that we can five star panda splash from the top branch and the tigers will be dead

AZMR The most hardcore panda that escape from WULONG BASE CAMP for panda rehibilation. Yes he is still on the run. Somebody catch him, strap him up, he is outta of control anyway conversation ended.

A long journey to GD Camp

you know wad is the best thing when u take a cab, the driver dun know a shit about the people boarding the cab so it is much like a no string attached 10 min ride, you can have whatever you like and do whatever you wan. So when the chance came last night and we stumbled onto the taxi last night, it was one hell of a ride. THE driver with a smile took us onto his cab that was ggxx ( definitation of ggxx= good game alex style dun ask me why becos i never take my medicine again and the doctor is coming to catch me btw while i am typing this i am hearing voice in my head and there are butterfiles all around me fluttering if only i could grab them then i can make a new Thai dish called fried butter-fries eeeeeee like a witch) ok back to topic now that i have a joint. The cab driver with a smile welcome us so naturally i greeted him with a wide smile of my own knowing wad i was going to do maybe not but i see it coming nothing can go right when ALEX is onboard and guess wad the just when u think the road is safe ALEX's tp is coming sooooon and den it will be 50 liters of petrol and ALEX driving....... you see my rolling,,, you see me crashing,,,, you see you dying and me laughin like a witch L4D. The driver drove as per normal in silence but i cant stand silence as there is only two type of silence in my world 1 silence of the night and den it have to be the silence of the lamb meh meh meh shudup lamb or i stuff a knife up ypu throat but i think you look better on a plate den on the ranch so the knife will have to go in and you have to make way for sony's next gen of robo sheep. ROBO SHEEP no comes with a wifi ability so they can find and guide other lost sheeps wool sold separately and batteries not included available at all non-leading departo. i guess the driver started the conversation when he said the bikes were dangerous lucky for he not we were on board so we started say that hey bike save fuel and things like that so he said that we were damn funny and the only funny shit would be his face when he know the end of his destination GD camp a long 5km ride in and no street lamps on the way out. Hantu cinta awak wad this mean my ghost my love. somewhere down the road home the perizdam a tranquilier that ii toook wore off and i ubleashed all of my fury on the drvier the whole journey. Hey if you think about those who can say conversation ended he doesnt have a choice so At THE END OF THIS STORY IT IS A SHOUT OUT TO ALL CAB DRIVER IF YOU SEE A PANDA IN NEED OF A CAB THINK TWICE BEFORE LETTING IT ON BOARD IT MAYBE YOUR LAST PASSENGER BEFORE HIRING A CAB YOURSELF TO THE BRDIDE MADE OF WOOD HOSPITAL.

AZMR
The most hardcore panda that escape from WULONG BASE CAMP for panda rehibilation
P.s actually he got kicked out and has no where to go so if you read this messege pls do call him as he will be looking for his primary source of food at a nearby petshop and yes panda are not herbivour or just this one whatever it is the encyclopedia is wrong even the flu is a mannal now it is called swine.