Wednesday, December 09, 2009

AZFP you guys know wad it means so stop asking and start voting BECAUSE rapture coming leh

Martin Luther King once said he had a dream, i too have a dream actually i have many dreams and i dream every night and my teacher say i dream in class even my parents say i was dreaming before i was born. Worst of all you know why u ppl need to meet me because i dreamt so much when i was waiting to reincarnate that i missed my turn. SO PS it is my fault but bot actually my fault because the i dont really know whose fault is it but u cannot say it is entirely my fault. So i had a dream where the land will be back to its most primitive state. Where pandas are no longer at the top of the endangered list. Therefore i need to become the president. But i dunno i wan to become the president of wad. SO for the time being it is just ALEX ZHANG FOR PRESIDENT ( AZFP) . If the time comes for you to vote lets say in a dota APSO match and someone from the other team leaves pls vote for ALEX ZHANG to switch over so i can be the president of scourage. Whenever the time come remember the phrase "No, I Cannot Liao Leh'. Then for once pls dun ever say i dun buy boots you know why i dun buy boots because for 500 gold i can buy other things like 0.097560 of a radiance. ( SHAN BAH SHAN BAH SHAN LIANG SAN JIE MEI, WO SHI SHAN LIAN, WO SHI SHAN GUANG, WO SHI OUCH SHAN DAO YAO.) I cannot liao leh pls someone stop me i am going crazy says mengren but alex say if you are going crazy den next time we dun need to 5I liao we just need 4i plus u because you are the last insane and ur insanity will spread. LIfe is too short to be small> Think Big. That is why we need to get our mind straight if your mind is twisted like me u might need to go to Ikea and buy a pair of tweezers and screw your mind straight, if that fails you might need to consult your local vetarian he might be able to help 'but why not a doctor' ask a 10 year old little boy who have been sodemised by priest and guess wad president answered ' sorry kid we have no budget for healthcare nor do we have budget for education and social infrastructure. So when u get sick that is too bad there is only one way out pray that u live it through or that a miracle happens and u are saved because puto if neither happens u are DOOMED just like when the jibai LUCIFIER doom me in DOTA ALLSTER 6.43bAI. The only approved budget are for conservation of wildlife and the arigculture sector that manufacture 19.101989 percent of the worlds tobacco and 89.712 pecent of the worlds bamboo. This is to ensure that we do in times of a financial tidal wave we are not hit because even if was the 21/12/2012 human will still smoke because documentaires such as Resident Evil 3 and The Day After Tomorrow( for those who dunno what is day after tomorrow it just mean monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday depend on the day u think of it.) the heros will always light up a yan when the time comes for them to go to both ways. Help i dun wan to be the president anymore because it means i have to announce on national tv that the end of world is coming and den ppl will think i am cocking off the tv next thing you know a large pizza will fall on your house and there will be BAK CHOU MEE tornados forming all over the place and the world will become a huge ice-cream sundae with chocolate topping erupted for the Grand Canyons and there will be salmonite falling from the space and in the new world there will be pork chop and beef ribs growing out of trees these trees are called Wagyu tree and Babi tree. New creatures such as the Applesaurs and the Bananarex or the Orangetaur will walk the land. But the king of all beast like mention in the YI CHING will be Vicerotriceopsaursmentholights. With three flaming horns and and fire breathing capabilities it will rage the earth until legend say a man that can not only catch em all but smoke em all comes. His name is ASHened Ketchuplungsturnblack, traveling from Senoko town he searchs for the legendary Vicerotriceopsaursmentholights and smoke it. After smoking up the smokermon he set to establish a new world. In this new order unhappy meals at Mcadanold comes with pack of viceroy menthol lights or superlights or reds or ice or lights there is five so collect them all.

REMEMBER PPL WHO ARE READING THIS POST PLS VOTE OR ALEX ZHANG.
ALEX ZHANG FOR PRESIDENT THE BEST CHOICE YOU CAN MAKE. IF WE CAN HAVE A FIRST AFRICA AMERICAN AS PRESIDENT LETS PUT ASIDE OUR CURELTY TO ANIMAL AND FOR ONCE HAVE A MINORITY AS A PRESIDENT.

P FOR PANDA, P FOR PRESIDENT