Back to School (really queer post must be the weather, not)

life is so unpredicatable like wad most people say but i beg to defer. life is really just a medicore school play written by someone withing amazing powers out there somewhere we don't know, we are all merely actors of the this play. some of us who live in our own fantasy bubble might think that we are the lead actors of this play simple because they think they are in control but guess wad when u start to think you are ub control, you don't have a damn clue what is going on.

we all start out as infants coming into this world den the process of growing starts. No one is born evil or angelic, it is all the environmental conditions that set all of us apart. Babies born to families with social problems will be ridded with these issues for life. since the moment they are born they know no happiness and will probably have to worry about issues others might never even spare a thought of. To them a proper meal might be a luxuary while going to school has never even cross their mind. Those who are born to rich well-off families have no needs to worry about these petty details all the troubles they have are how are they gonna keep in with this society.

society is like the stage where we perform, normal peeps will probably lead an ordinary life, go to school, graduate from college, find a decent paying job, meet with someone you think is right, settle down, have a family, sloth your way through the ups and downs in life, work, relationships and other pebbles along this road, there will be times of joy and sorrow but ulitmately wad awaits us will be retirement and then we bewaits death. Death is omniment it always happen nobody escape from it, immortality is just a make-up story but people we cant grow up so is fairies, dwarfs and elves. But truth is these things give us hope that life will get better when we are stuck in a shithole. Just like a myth about pandora's box at the end of all evil and mayhem there is hope and hope keeps us alive.

Hope is something to keep us actors going on this stage some have huge hopes others like me just wish to live out my life peacefully with not much trouble in a nutshell a normal ordinary life like i mentioned. But when i looked around and see 1001 others and much more sharing the same life as me, it makes me wonder what is my life really about and why am i given this life. is it to suffer the cruel fate of mortality where i have to live through great sufferings and when all hope is lost there will be a little bit of joy and blessing that will keep me going for a while more just before another tidal wave hits me and set me back and it goes round and round on and on like a vicious cycle till you drop.

uni is like the beginning of this cycle, your parents start to cut you off and real life problems start to surface around you. No more giggling and fooling around, all down to serious business. A tiny mininee bit of joy bestow by a kind soul that pass by will be the greatest blessing on ever receive and hence i end this bizarre entry in my blog with one and only one phrase. Life is a scam and it just got bigger folks.

A series of cock that will lead to the usual phrase

"tonight we dine in hell'' this was a classic kuote from dey movie caled ''Lordo of dey Gey" a storay about a homosexual midgat who had á queer orientation of hes sexuality, a gangbangin dwarven who seemz to be dey lasto kickin member of dey gangbangin darwerns( no offense to the rest of the gangbangers out their but dwarverns based on reliable medievil sources and ancient scrolls was know to have a rather sperm-whalish sword of excalibur not in the gay rights context where excalibur also known as the sword in the stone is also known for.( imagine sword in th stone gayism expressed graphically), a purince of Persia who can travel bact and fore in time fated to rulr a fallan kingdom where his padre en muerto( dad is dead ), an elven slave sold for 3 copper as he spoke with a accented Quenya ( when they got the slave they were like fk this shit we brought a guy who dun speak proper human language maybe we shld let him carry out stuffs.), and a wizard who is no doubt gayed to the core known as Gaydolf he wields a wand like that of fairy godmother who based on Neverland sources says she is currently in rehab for consuming unreasonable amount of godweed at a wedding reception for the girl who lost her artemis limited edition thunderbolt shoe when the Big Bang strikes 13 and Prince Trumping who is not so charming but so trumping( before this he was married to the girl who is a lets say was an avid vegetarian with her diet comprising of mainly weed, shroom, spores and many many other organic natural herbs explains why he found her alseep without a pulse in th woods and kissed her yes he kissed her he was a necrophile, kissing a dead body defintely make u a necrophile.) The gangbangers set on a trip to go to the fiery volcanic lands of iceland to melt a ring made of Unobtainium where they aquired on the planet 月光(check 月光宝盒on google to get the name in english), it was known as blood-metal becos oversized smufs have died in war toren zones harvesting this matter. After months of drinking and whoring they were at the end of their strength and was desperately in need of a medical screening, but the gods were not in their favour as they were to face their worst nemesis in the form of a Bad company, a team was sent out by the emperor of Uberstan (u know where the fuck this place is just look at the word stan in it fk shit it is a lah lah lah) against all odds they stood still and hard with their shafts pointing at the enemy at is moment ancient cigars were uprooted and came to the battle MacGriffons answered the calll to arms and from the heavens came a mystic warrior he had no name had no gimmicks but had a mission that was total annihilation. Trained in the peaks of the snowy 天山absorbing the essence of a supernova, mastering the skill of Leakataur, he is able to leak his way out of trouble and leak his oppenent into a brown patc of abyss while stripping of their......powers. With the divine intervention, the battle was won however not with causlties. The lost was great and painful 7 elven whore 12 human bitches 2 dogs a leprecon half a cavern of fremented berries and malt and the cellphone they bought to order delieverys as their cook was busy gaying the whole time with other midget ppl instead of shoving the contents in his wok he was shoving other more docile containers. They manage to reached the fiery peaks and toss the ring in holding it with a dental floss. As the ring starts to melt, there was a crash boom bang and slurrp glurrp blurrp out came the lava. There was a titianic explosion that shook the place of Zeus the titans came from beneath the crust of the earth and an epic battle was on its way. Zeus summoned his war council and assemble his company of bastard child.( he was like oh this are the ones i knew what about the ones i didnt know god know how many are there but wait aint i the god. Opps i did it again always i guess.)
However the eruption caused a supermassive black hole that sucks in all, samsung tv sony playstation spicy udon beef ramen xiao long bao. In a scream of shrieking so sharp that it tore through heaven and earth green tea bottle earth was return to its infant state an emptines yi ge dong, yi ge hei dong, yi ge super da hei dong, yi ge gan si bei da hei dong. Then all of a sudden Alex Mailai earth was form and a natural process happen why did it happen becos ALEX MAI LAI.

脑残的小熊猫( Once a upon a time in Cocksterland) Senegalese dub

有 一支干大的小熊猫

它的名字叫做alex

它有个坏掉的头脑

它悄悄偷走我的心 (literally stolen cos he is hungry)

alex ah

你可知道你多hardcore

我要把你zam到天上去

feel 那火星多么炎热

好想把你烤成燋熊猫

我虽然是个脑残的小熊猫可是我的生命里很多时候都不许要用大脑去思考。比如说肚子饿了把紧急食品吃了但是如果没有那如何是好。我也不知道，因为动物园里有一切我所许。不行的话我就去冬眠但是听说熊猫好想不太有冬眠的行为，那我天天都想睡是不是意味我是一只超级塞亚熊(super-siyan bear)。我想我的灵魂一定是有特殊的能力(soul-majesty)。不过我也累了想去睡了。BB祝我自己有个好梦但梦里千万不要有梦人出现不然有时一格纳德魅尓(nightmare)。

My dear friends who are reading this pls i am sorry i cannot control myself. Btw if you are still reading let me tell you something good and bad.

The good thing is you have just read an interesting article that will never be published in any scientific journal so this can be what people of my kind( possiblily i am the one 1 unless we made contact with the fifth kind) why the fifth and not fourth dun ask me because i am in between first and second so that makes me a 1.5 and because you are my friends you have already made contact with so that ailen but pls dun ailenate me.

The bad thing is since you have not stop reading means you have admitted to being my friend( full-stop)

Quote of the day by 脑残的小熊猫 life is a scam because you know me

AZFP you guys know wad it means so stop asking and start voting BECAUSE rapture coming leh

Martin Luther King once said he had a dream, i too have a dream actually i have many dreams and i dream every night and my teacher say i dream in class even my parents say i was dreaming before i was born. Worst of all you know why u ppl need to meet me because i dreamt so much when i was waiting to reincarnate that i missed my turn. SO PS it is my fault but bot actually my fault because the i dont really know whose fault is it but u cannot say it is entirely my fault. So i had a dream where the land will be back to its most primitive state. Where pandas are no longer at the top of the endangered list. Therefore i need to become the president. But i dunno i wan to become the president of wad. SO for the time being it is just ALEX ZHANG FOR PRESIDENT ( AZFP) . If the time comes for you to vote lets say in a dota APSO match and someone from the other team leaves pls vote for ALEX ZHANG to switch over so i can be the president of scourage. Whenever the time come remember the phrase "No, I Cannot Liao Leh'. Then for once pls dun ever say i dun buy boots you know why i dun buy boots because for 500 gold i can buy other things like 0.097560 of a radiance. ( SHAN BAH SHAN BAH SHAN LIANG SAN JIE MEI, WO SHI SHAN LIAN, WO SHI SHAN GUANG, WO SHI OUCH SHAN DAO YAO.) I cannot liao leh pls someone stop me i am going crazy says mengren but alex say if you are going crazy den next time we dun need to 5I liao we just need 4i plus u because you are the last insane and ur insanity will spread. LIfe is too short to be small> Think Big. That is why we need to get our mind straight if your mind is twisted like me u might need to go to Ikea and buy a pair of tweezers and screw your mind straight, if that fails you might need to consult your local vetarian he might be able to help 'but why not a doctor' ask a 10 year old little boy who have been sodemised by priest and guess wad president answered ' sorry kid we have no budget for healthcare nor do we have budget for education and social infrastructure. So when u get sick that is too bad there is only one way out pray that u live it through or that a miracle happens and u are saved because puto if neither happens u are DOOMED just like when the jibai LUCIFIER doom me in DOTA ALLSTER 6.43bAI. The only approved budget are for conservation of wildlife and the arigculture sector that manufacture 19.101989 percent of the worlds tobacco and 89.712 pecent of the worlds bamboo. This is to ensure that we do in times of a financial tidal wave we are not hit because even if was the 21/12/2012 human will still smoke because documentaires such as Resident Evil 3 and The Day After Tomorrow( for those who dunno what is day after tomorrow it just mean monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday depend on the day u think of it.) the heros will always light up a yan when the time comes for them to go to both ways. Help i dun wan to be the president anymore because it means i have to announce on national tv that the end of world is coming and den ppl will think i am cocking off the tv next thing you know a large pizza will fall on your house and there will be BAK CHOU MEE tornados forming all over the place and the world will become a huge ice-cream sundae with chocolate topping erupted for the Grand Canyons and there will be salmonite falling from the space and in the new world there will be pork chop and beef ribs growing out of trees these trees are called Wagyu tree and Babi tree. New creatures such as the Applesaurs and the Bananarex or the Orangetaur will walk the land. But the king of all beast like mention in the YI CHING will be Vicerotriceopsaursmentholights. With three flaming horns and and fire breathing capabilities it will rage the earth until legend say a man that can not only catch em all but smoke em all comes. His name is ASHened Ketchuplungsturnblack, traveling from Senoko town he searchs for the legendary Vicerotriceopsaursmentholights and smoke it. After smoking up the smokermon he set to establish a new world. In this new order unhappy meals at Mcadanold comes with pack of viceroy menthol lights or superlights or reds or ice or lights there is five so collect them all.

REMEMBER PPL WHO ARE READING THIS POST PLS VOTE OR ALEX ZHANG.
ALEX ZHANG FOR PRESIDENT THE BEST CHOICE YOU CAN MAKE. IF WE CAN HAVE A FIRST AFRICA AMERICAN AS PRESIDENT LETS PUT ASIDE OUR CURELTY TO ANIMAL AND FOR ONCE HAVE A MINORITY AS A PRESIDENT.

P FOR PANDA, P FOR PRESIDENT

Who say rabbit foot is lucky panda are better 4 legs good 2 legs better and panda walk on 2. LOL we win

mystic beast like pandas dun usually get injuried that easily and when we do it is most likely self-inflicted. as i was taking a stroll in the bamboo forest i came across a hunter looking for a lucky charm, ppl from europe may think that rabbit's foot is a lucky charm but chinese ppl all knew that they were dumb enough to trust an animal that has birth contorl problems( ever heard of the saying breed like rabbits, ate like alex; the second part may not be entirely true but we all know that it is just a metaphor not hard feeling alex wherever the hell you are.) to me life is a scam and i was scammed by the hunter, he tricked me with a bootle of bamboo ale made with scared mountain dew aka the F&N drnk, Fragance white rice(ntuc cause budget) and a little bit of panda weed sponsered by the Carlos of mexico( yes drug is legal in certain amount for more information on mexico's policy on drugs visit http//www.drugforlife.org.mx ). I was drunk and the hunter tried to take a foot of me but like the merchant of venice who did a pound of flesh for a pound of gold. I see a business venture. I negoitied a deal with him, i would provide him with a 3 year supply of panda foot for 50 arc of bamboo forest. That was the deal but pandas are very good businessda( take away da for panda and add it to business and u get business vola its dat simple how i wish i need not go to school but hey i went there for 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10......many more years to come.) we came for a land where rolex is 10 dollar and addias is spelt addais and LV means low-grade vallet. Started a factory in wenzhou land of counterfit goods and the best place where u have some dirty secerts to hide, shipping the fake panda foot to our sole distributor the hunter but market competition was high and profit-sharing was not an option and thus the descision was made during tribal council. we need to rub this hunter out or face elimination thus the a elaborate plan that could match operation Overlord( wiki it if u dunno but i dunno also so how, ignore it conversation ended). The 4 part-plan that was well-planned go like this in and out and 1 and 2. Yoshi that is almost all that matters because the all well that end well even the hunter cause somewhere over the rainbow he is cursing a swearing but he could do nothingham cause panda are UN sanctioned protected animals.( supernations such as Seychelles and Sao Tome are serious lookin into the option of hiring animal mercencries who are protected because they can shoot u but u cant shoot them is it frustrating but hey lets kill a few animals for there fur and get the hot Greenpeace chicks go naked on a parade for the safety of raccon but pls dun kill panda for their fur because black and white fur makes u look dull and ppl will say u have no fashion sense get a fashion sense like a dresscode of MIKA( his sick probably homo-sick who would do white underwear and stripped long socks with skating shoes; fked quizzmoto if japs are fked up he is way above jap fked up he is in the range of kamikaze banzai fked up.) assassian. Think of the next title in the edioios game series. Panda Gaiden: White and Black means u are fked or Prince of panda i cant jump for nuts but i can roll. BTW panda dun habinet to keep themselves they eat their way through winter or it is just to them life is more like a eat-all-you-can buffet no time to waste just eat ur way through life. No education, no play, no reprocreation just eat, bring it on 1 decacheese burger extra value meal upsize until the drink is 1 gallon.

In short the story is that i was walking along the footpath and there was a manhole left open i did not see and trip and roll and i sprain my legs. Sorry for wasting your time, i would rather watch animal planet.

Help help i cannot AML SIMIALEX, i need help to get the doctor so i can take a bite of him. Strap me with chain but i will escape tied me in a sack and i will bite my way through. Kill me and hell will kick me out. So sad my scammed life. Ren sheng is a scam.

AZMR
The panda that is a crip and somehow he still can run i wonder why instinct to chase a prey i gues but what if there is no prey too bad for you he is a psycho who has an imaginary rabbit runnign infront of him everyday just like alice in wonderland ( wan to know how alice got into wonderland she was sold into prostiution bet u didnt read that in the book it is true i swear but i got nothing left to swear on so on swear on my lucky panda foot. Caught and returned to the wild, why because there is no place for him in captivity.

Help me vet i am sick RarRarD+Rar+lah(i suppose pandas shld groan like this)

Once upon a time there was this magnificant beast called the white unicorn it had a horn so shiny that many sort to use it like a magical wand and its mane was so smooth it can be furnished into the best carpet. However it offended the Beast of all Beast, the animal of all animal and was given a curse. Black spots start to appear out of the white mane and the glittering horn last it's shine and dropped off like a shaggy old dick dangling form the sack. The body huff and puff and become very much bloated like a balloon. The unicorn could not sleep for many nights due to this drastic change and thus develop dark patches around his eyes. He became to be know as the panda. If you guys reading these think i am cocking up, think again because everything has a link but where is the link, it is Darwin's theory of evolution. You see a Chamander will one day become a Charizard and a Agumon will become a MetalGreymon. So a unicorn will evolve to become a panda unless you press the B button during evolution.

I had a vision while i was coughing in bed, my ancestor came to me and told me an anicent remedy for the upoming Influenza A outbreak, everyone shld start smoking becos in tobacco their are three time more nicotine then average flu medicine and kids we all know whatmake a healthy growth, nicotine and tar, sothe next time you are chosing a brand of cigratte pls see if there is the healthier choice logo and pls consult your family vet if you need to get an presciption tobacca and remember dun roll it yourself cos safety first.

AZMR
The panda that continue its run but pls someone bring him back ass he is really sick and needs
to see the vet. RarRarD time to take the medicine that make me drowsy again. PLs dun shave my fur off when i am asleep. Thank You.

A ALEX A DAY KEEPS THE WHITE TIGERS AWAY

i hate white tigers cos they are a nusisance to my race of furzy wurzy. WE are slow and trust me when i say slow i mean real slow. Think of it as your IPPT and you are coming to the 2.4km run we do it maybe like barely under 2hours. and bei hor are really fast and agile, like a whitey version of Bolt the jamnican runner. It is not a matter of slow that we get caught but probably we are just pure lazy, real lazy next best to us is probably the sloths. At least they will make little sloths vigourously, us the pandarian we dun even want to make little pandas cos we need to make a 4km trip up a steep forested mountain and rub our ass against every tree on the way up. lets say every 2 meter there is a tree we need to rub that furry ass 2000 times that gonna be alot of fur coming off my ass, i aint doing that shit. So main idea we are lazy. But hey white tigers are smart they know we are lazy and they use that. Think of the Bei Hors as the Sicilian Mobs, they wait till the time is right and the pound on us in groups use they Uzi like claws and AK like fangs. And wad we have a meaty paw covered we fur to cushion the impact and teeths made to chew weed( yes research have shown that in recent years panda has been a healthier diet that include herbs such as '''weed'' to ensure longetivite, based on this new findings scientisitare trying to find the link where there is no such before and in the future between weed and a balance diet). If BH are the top the food chain with 5 star killing power we would be .5a star if the world wildlife fund permits the use of decimal place. But last week during one of the most brutal battery on panda this hunting season, we realise that there has been a increase in panda on panda crimes. The re-enactment will be shown on next epsiode of P.A.N.D.A.S



bad bears bad bears

wher u gonna run wher u gonna run

when they pound on yu

bad bears bad bears
wher u gonna run wher u gonna run
when they pound on yu



yor too bad

yor too dumb

yor too bad

your too dumb



P.A.N.D.A.S is filmed on location with the bears and shebears of nature enforcement. All bears are free until proven tagged in the nature reserve.



Anyway white tigers are fearsome but times have changed as pandas now has access to cable tv, we start to watch channels such as animal planet and Discovery and sometime ESPN and Supersport. Through that we learnt that we are of a high standing then white tigers and thus we can use the law of conservation of wildlife animal against them. But the most valuable lesson we got from cable tv is that we can five star panda splash from the top branch and the tigers will be dead

AZMR The most hardcore panda that escape from WULONG BASE CAMP for panda rehibilation. Yes he is still on the run. Somebody catch him, strap him up, he is outta of control anyway conversation ended.